The Shaadi Questionnaire : A compilation

A Compilation of the most important questions, the answers of which you would love to give….but obviously can’t give……..

*Disclaimer :: you may definitely give me the credit if it helps you…but don’t blame me if you follow this and end up in trouble!!!

Well I have heard many people discuss about this…this is basically a compilation of the real questions and the answers which one wanted to give….but….
My sincere thanks to all my friends who helped me in sharing their experience and thereby helping me write this!!!

1. Question 1: What are your qualifications
Answer: didn’t u see the biodata…or is it that you are so desperate that you wanted to meet someone… not even knowing whether I am educated or illiterate!!!

2. Question 2: what are your hobbies
Answer: Hobbies!!! Atleast call it interests yaar…hobbies….urgh!!

3. Do you know cooking?
Answer: Are you looking for a wife or a cook?

4. What is more important to you…your career or family
What a stupid question to ask… Firstly, for majority of the population, family comes first…for the rest who are in minority, I don’t think they will say career (at least in this interview)

5. What are your working hours?
Well…a really interesting question….please yaar for God sake in India, the offshore working hours are at least 9 hours and if you are staying in a metro like Delhi, Mumbai or Bangalore, then two hours per day for travel….so effectively 11 hours a day….(don’t raise your eye brows)…aren’t you aware of the corporate world?

6. Do you intend to work after marriage?
No…I just completed my PG as a degree for marriage…so that you can say that to your friends that your wife is a PG holder!!!

7. Oh my God….You are so lean/ stout?
Well…yes I am…so what… if you didn’t like it…keep your mouth shut… I know what I am….you need not tell me…I haven’t asked you about your opinion, Have I??

8. Are you career oriented?
This is again an interesting question….if you say yes…then they assume that your career is more important to you than your family…and if you say no…then… oh God… this person is such a looser!

9. Do you mind changing your location?
If I would, then do you think I would be here talking to you?

10. What kind of a husband do you want?
Well…yahaan bhi definition….can anyone define this… if yes, then ok…. I want a tall, smart handsome, intelligent, person who has a good sense of humor and can respect my parents and earns a handsome package and is a nice person who..bla..bla..bla…. And since I understand (and I guess by now even you would have realized) that you don’t satisfy even half of the conditions… I guess we are both wasting our time!!! So good bye!!